This evening, my husband, Jared Axelrod, threw an EPIC BACHELOR PARTY for our buddy Chris. It included a ninja, a battle of wits with a man in an iron mask, henchmen galore, a rooftop battle and a last minute betrayal - as well as a finishing kiss from his bride-to-be.
My husband is nailing this Best Man thing.
Of course, that’s what happens when you ask as Kickass Writer to be your Best Man and then give him a Bachelor Party full of Actors.
Some credit must be given to the extremely talented Bachelor Party participants, who, when told “you’re all action-movie villains and we’re going kidnap Chris’s finance and then he’s going to kill us all with Nerf guns,” grabbed the idea with both hands and ran with it, from the basement of the ruined temple to the top of the Nakatomi tower.
Not a lot, mind you (I still orchestrated the thing). But some.
What a great a night. I throw the best Bachelor Parties.