This is Jared Axelrod, author of The Battle of Blood and Ink: A Fable of the Flying City.
He’s many other things. Among them, he is a obviously a wizard and a mad scientist. He is unfuckwithable. He’s a friend of mine. He’s waiting to improve your life if you would only get to know him.
So do so.
This was posted a few days ago, but I only just saw it now.